Cloud Nine Commuters Pillows

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

The Cheese God

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

Everest Sign in Heaven

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"We're engaged!"

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Afterlife vending

'Just because you were a good salesman doesn't mean you can come in!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'