Cloud Nine Financier Pillows

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"With no snooker tables, it's not my idea of heaven."

"Finally, right?"

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"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."