Cloud Lovers Gifts

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Postcards from Heaven...

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

Computing in the Cloud

Weather bar

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."