Sky Lover Gifts

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

"We've made great progress!"

Pilot with champagne.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Imagination Navigation.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'Flight simulator'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

Astronaut love

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Summer Sledding

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Moon Martini

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

Rocket science for beginners.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

'You see, it works: We could make money in advertising!'

Bassoon musical instrument.