Sky Lover Mugs

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

"We've made great progress!"

Pilot with champagne.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Imagination Navigation.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'Flight simulator'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Astronaut love

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Moon Martini

Summer Sledding

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Honeyhuman Suite

Conservatives Emphatically Defeated in 1880 Election

The Marie Kondo landfill