Flight Lover Mugs

"Maybe they've oversimplified the cockpit controls."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

The World Wide Web.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I'm on my way!'

Birds Following Witch.

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

The First Kite

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Mass Travel

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

Bowling ball head.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Homing pigeons in therapy.

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

A drone laying an egg