Sky Adventure Lover Mugs

'Come on! You only live once!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Pilot with champagne.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'Flight simulator'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Crop duster wanted.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"Good dog!"

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

Falling

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

'You see, it works: We could make money in advertising!'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

Jet Pack

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Asian Adventure Vacations

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

Penguins going for flying lessons

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

Caught on a Cloud

"Holy crap! It's a flock of drones."

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."