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Heaven is...

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Look man, no wings!'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Airport Bored Rooms

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Happy Brithday

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

Postcards from Heaven...

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

"Hey Google, describe the view."

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Computing in the Cloud

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'