Cloud Kicking Players Pillows

Football Angel

An amplified harp

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Keyboard in Heaven

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

Angel Golf

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

Basketball Halo

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"Relax, he can't see us from here."

'Oh yeah? So who died and made you God?'

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

"Everything is in the Cloud."

'Heulluva Mark.'

'You don't have to worry about who to vote for this year, but I'm from Chicago.'

'Yeah, like I've never heard that one before. If I had a dollar for every cloud computing joke I've heard...'

Gates of Heaven "Sorry buddy- no entry without a tie"

"I have all my information stored on the Cloud."

Divine Golf

'The flight controllers are on strike...'