Cloud Kicking Players Pillows

Football Angel

An amplified harp

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Keyboard in Heaven

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

Angel Golf

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

Basketball Halo

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'Oh yeah? So who died and made you God?'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

"Relax, he can't see us from here."

"Everything is in the Cloud."

'Heulluva Mark.'

'Another hole-in-one. I guess that was predictable.'

'You don't have to worry about who to vote for this year, but I'm from Chicago.'

'Yeah, like I've never heard that one before. If I had a dollar for every cloud computing joke I've heard...'

'Sorry, Roger. I never know when my restless leg syndrome is going to act up.'

Gates of Heaven "Sorry buddy- no entry without a tie"

"I have all my information stored on the Cloud."

"We have another request for stairway to heaven. Any other requests? Anything?"

'Yo! A little help?'

"Man, what a bunch of gross, ugly, disgusting clouds."