Ceiling Kicker Pillows

'Sorry, Roger. I never know when my restless leg syndrome is going to act up.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'Champions league'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Professional football.

"I've changed my mind"

Cat boxer

Football

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

The corner

'Heulluva Mark.'

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

The God's football

Leonard lay awake, staring at - at apparently creeping out - the ceiling.

'Well you can never be sure, but my guess would be that they lost!'