Cloud Golfer Pillows

Divine Golf

Angel Golf

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

An amplified harp

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'You are here.'

God plays golf

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"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

"The Chinese global warming hoax!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'So everything's in the cloud now? Your papers, homework, presentations? What about that textbook you have?'

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

The training halo...

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

"Athletic scholarship."

Golf on the moon

The 19th hole

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"