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Divine Golf

Angel Golf

'Another hole-in-one. I guess that was predictable.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

An amplified harp

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

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"The Chinese global warming hoax!"

God plays golf

'You are here.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'So everything's in the cloud now? Your papers, homework, presentations? What about that textbook you have?'

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

"Athletic scholarship."

The training halo...

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

The 19th hole

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'