Cloud Jokers Pillows

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

"That's the deep end."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Artist Painting his Television.

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

You know you're middle aged...

"Of course what else would it be?"

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

It went out. The program must have crashed.

"What's the wi-fi like?"

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

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"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

'I'm going to take a shower - No peeking, now.'

"If only they could see your dark side."

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"