Cloud Jokers Pillows

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

"That's the deep end."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Artist Painting his Television.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

You know you're middle aged...

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"Of course what else would it be?"

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

"If only they could see your dark side."

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'I'm going to take a shower - No peeking, now.'

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"I thought they would be pleased that we stayed up to wish them a Happy Spring Forward Day."