Cloud-hopper T-Shirts

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

The World Wide Web.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Nature Lovers

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Clubbing

Football

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Window in the Sky.

Clouds

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Walken On Clouds

Golfing with God.