Cloud Cuisine Lover Pillows

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

Lockdown casserole

"The bagels are better in New York."

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Zagat Rated.

'You made me jump.'

It's all gravy.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Out and In.

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'My compliments to mummy.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

The last hot dog of summer.

Kirks & Tacos

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

"Your food should be out shortly - just waiting for the exterminators to finish mopping up."

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."