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Lockdown casserole

"The bagels are better in New York."

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

It's all gravy.

'You made me jump.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Zagat Rated.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Out and In.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

Kirks & Tacos

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'My compliments to mummy.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."