Foodie In The Clouds T-Shirts

Zagat Rated.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

The Witches Discover The Wok

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Fresh pepper?"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

Food sign on the mountain.

The Deli Llama

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'My compliments to your bioengineer.'

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

Conchiglie

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"Eighty percent polyester."

'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'

Gastronauts

Gastropods

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

Flying Sauces

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"Welcome to Smart Eating Weight Loss. We've changed our menu options... have you?"

"Okay, so the space food is getting more appetising...However, we still can't take out helmets off!"

"And for your dinner, sir, will it be 'Gourmet' or 'Bon Appetit'?"

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"