Fashionista In The Clouds T-Shirts

"Eighty percent polyester."

Alien Beauty Magazine

Zagat Rated.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'They're pinching my toes!'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"Whose tie?"

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Winter Coat

Sub-Zero Gravity

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

"It must be a fur tree."

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

"It cuts air resistance."

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

Multitasking.

Ask me about my thick neck.

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

"Let me remind you all of the policy against dressing provocatively, and yes, we're referring to what you wore last Tuesday, Don."

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

Jean and Sam - "Sorry, luv - No Jeans!"

"I should stop buying shoes."

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

'I guess that's why they invented gravity.'

Tennis

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.