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'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

A Flag in One

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"Sorry. Full."

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

"It must be a fur tree."

"Eighty percent polyester."

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

I wanted gloves without fingers!

Using Science In Fashion Design

I've got my antifreeze.