Fashionista On The Slopes Mugs

Rainbow Skier

Canada Goose Jackets

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"It must be a fur tree."

A Flag in One

"Sorry. Full."

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

I've got my antifreeze.

Nice Snood

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'