Fashionista In The Wild Mugs

"If I had known we'd be this long wandering in the wilderness, I would never have worn these shoes."

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

Wearing a jumpsuit to a festival.

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

Jean and Sam - "Sorry, luv - No Jeans!"

'Menswear...menswear...'

"It must be a fur tree."

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

'They're pinching my toes!'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Pizza London Eye

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Winter Coat

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'I'll take it!'

Dog luggage.

"It makes you look years younger."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Multitasking.

Ask me about my thick neck.

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

Eve trying on different leaves

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

Do you have anything with a wider mirror?

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

"You can travel in the cabin, sir, but your trousers will have to go in the hold."