Fashionista In The Wild Prints

"If I had known we'd be this long wandering in the wilderness, I would never have worn these shoes."

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

Wearing a jumpsuit to a festival.

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

Jean and Sam - "Sorry, luv - No Jeans!"

'Menswear...menswear...'

"It must be a fur tree."

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'They're pinching my toes!'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Pizza London Eye

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

Winter Coat

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"Does flannel go with camo?"

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

"It makes you look years younger."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

Dog luggage.

'I'll take it!'

Multitasking.

Ask me about my thick neck.

'I guess that's why they invented gravity.'

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

Do you have anything with a wider mirror?