Fashionista In The Snow T-Shirts

No, they don't come in red.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Canada Goose Jackets

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

"You're looking very autumnal."

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

"Sorry. Full."

"It must be a fur tree."

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

"He says he's dressing up for summer."