Clothing Customizer T-Shirts

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Vivienne Westwood

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Perfect."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Utility Chic.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

A tailor measuring a large man

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Nice custom job, Bill!

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

Sailor and car

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"