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Travelling with child

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

'Occupational hazard.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

"No madam, your baby doesn't have any urinary problems."

Make the Neighborhood Great Again - Pick Up Your Poop! - Clean Yards Matter!

"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll."

'It's her ecological footprint.'

'Their problems are just beginning.'

'Proctor & Gamble, Proctor & Gamble, Kimberly-Clark...Can't anyone in this investment club think outside the diaper?'

'It creates more interest in the diapering class.'

Who's been using our toilet roll?

Baby bumper stickers

'I decided to dispense with formality.'

"Yeah, it's bad. In fact, I've been thinking about putting toilet paper and hand sanitizer on my Christmas list instead of toys or clothes!"