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Missionary Society: Gone for Good

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Trump Poutine

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Laughingstock

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Cartoonist thinking'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'