Housing Crisis Commentator Pillows

"It surprised me too - I was told it hung over the Greenbelt."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Ukraine Crisis

Chinese stock market

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

An exaggeration of estate agents

The bailout.

Unconditional Surrender

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Euro fall...

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Bank of Cyprus-sia

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Agency Moody's comments

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

The euro currency is a bomb.

"I've downsized."

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

"There, that's better!"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Lockdown Signpost

'The delegates from Italy and Greece couldn't afford another night in a hotel.'