Clinical Chemist Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a clinical chemist? Our collection offers clever and heartfelt items that celebrate their expertise in diagnostic testing and lab research. Whether they’re passionate about chemistry or have a great sense of humor about their important work, you'll find something to make them smile. From fun t-shirts to stylish prints, these gifts are ideal for honoring their dedication to science and healthcare.

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'No, I said my name is Dr Gofman. G as in glucose...'

'No, I said my name is Dr Gofman. G as in glucose...' mockup

'No, I said my name is Dr Gofman. G as in glucose...'

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

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Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut. mockup

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

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"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce." mockup

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

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'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..' mockup

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.' mockup

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

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"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here." mockup

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

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'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...' mockup

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

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"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole." mockup

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

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Carbon Dating.

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Molecules You Ought to be Aware of. mockup

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

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Interdisciplinary studies.

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The Style of Elements

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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't." mockup

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

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Scientists are sexy

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'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.' mockup

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

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'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.' mockup

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

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'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?' mockup

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

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''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.' mockup

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

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Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models mockup

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.' mockup

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

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Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose. mockup

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

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'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team). mockup

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

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Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done. mockup

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

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"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review." mockup

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

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Sexual chemistry set

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"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?" mockup

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

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"That new drug causes flatulence." mockup

"That new drug causes flatulence."

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"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test." mockup

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

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Clinical Chemist Gifts Collection

Clinical Chemist Mugs

Explore a variety of mugs designed for clinical chemists—perfect for adding a dose of humor or inspiration to their daily routine.

Clinical Chemist Pillows

Find comfy pillows with clever chemistry designs to cozy up their workspace or home.

Clinical Chemist Prints

Discover artistic prints that honor the science of clinical chemistry—great for inspiring or decorating their environment.

Clinical Chemist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of t-shirts that highlight the passion and wit of clinical chemists—ideal for casual lab days or professional events.