Climate-conscious Film Buff Gifts

Global Warming: The Musical.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

Cars at the drive in.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

'Books that stayed books.'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

Theater Usher Moms.

I liked the book better than the movie, but not as much as the "Dateline." "20/20," or "Primetime Live" specials.

Monsanto

Earth-Friendly.

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

The Bridge II

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

Couple look at posters for Carbon Emission Impossible and Carbon Trading Places. Man says: 'Looks like Hollywood has spotted a bandwagon.'

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

"Yes, we're very pleased with our decision to withdraw from the Paris Accord."

Donald Trump as a match thrown onto coals.

Sunblock 2025

First and last day as oil company spokesman...

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.

'Becuase of global warming reduce by 10 degrees!'

'Personally, I thought it stunk!'

The Happy Movie - Warning: This movie contains no death, murder,explosions,fighting or violence of any kind whatsoever. 'What do you think?'

'Sad endings always make me cry.'

"Isn't American violence good enough?"

Fire danger.

"It's a 'fly on the wall' snuff movie."

'I'll have you know I've put a helluva lotta effort into having a carbon footprint this big.'