Climate-conscious Athlete Gifts

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

But is it organic?

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Mother nature takes her course.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

The economy and the environment.

Search and Rescue

Global Warming

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

Climate Crisis

Lion in Winter

Earth Day / Girth Day

"Rising sea levels."

COP26

Floods

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

"It's not any better up our way, either."

24 Words for Melting Snow

Ecology

Just stop (macassar) oil

"I see our neighbors are moving south!"