Climate Chat Fan Pillows

"But it's a wet heat."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Weather forecast.

"Bob, it's about your branding."

A Cumulonim-bus

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

Winter olympics.

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

The world's greatest salesman.

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

Igloo outhouse.

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

Penguins surfing

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'