Climate Chat Fan T-Shirts

"But it's a wet heat."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Weather forecast.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

A Cumulonim-bus

"Bob, it's about your branding."

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

Winter olympics.

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

Eskimo Snow Globe

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

The world's greatest salesman.

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

YOL9.

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

Igloo outhouse.

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

Penguins surfing

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."