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"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'It's a conversation piece.'

Paramedic's pick-up line - 'Do you come here often?'

What not to say on a first date.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"He gets easily abstracted."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”