Climate Change Vigilante Gifts

"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

The interested bystanders.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Just Stop Boil

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Trump leaving

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Insect extinction

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Giant Snowflake.

The melting polar ice caps

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The New Normal