Cliche Comedians Pillows

'Hi! Welcome to Cartoon Cliche Island!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

My brilliant career

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

Countervailing Clichés.

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Not here - home!'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"

'The firm is downsizing, Oglethorpe -- tell everybody to scrunch up.'

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'Don't hesitate to critize me, Herb, whenever I think I am wrong.'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'Botox.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'I hired a motivational speaker once, but unfortunately all of my employees left to get better jobs.'

It turns out people aren't buying our product because it's stupid.

Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting

On reflection I think I could have coped with just 340 degree feedback.