'Lance, I know you're not a big fan of rodents...'
Clever Park Observations T-Shirts
Celebrate your love for the outdoors with our witty park observation t-shirts—perfect for nature lovers who enjoy a clever twist on their park explorations.
Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.
Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.
'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'
"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."
"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."
"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."
"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."
"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."
"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."
Off Leash Dog Park
'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'
Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow
Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.
Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.
"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."
Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
Life's a bench.
Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only
'Please tell me you made reservations.'
'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)
"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."
Man feeding coffee to birds from park bench.
Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.
"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."
'Now, shake, boy, shake...'
Your Sculpture while you wait.
"I enjoy the park, but not the commute."
"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"
"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."
'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'
Tree in a park with a sign on it: I'm Completely Recycled.
'My, my, don't we look fetching.'
People run from a falling cloud
Clever Park Observations T-Shirts Collection
Clever Park Observations Mugs
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Clever Park Observations Pillows
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Clever Park Observations Prints
Browse our prints that showcase the amusing side of park observations—great for decorating with a touch of outdoor wit.