Clever Park Observations Mugs

'Lance, I know you're not a big fan of rodents...'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Off Leash Dog Park

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Life's a bench.

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Your Sculpture while you wait.

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

"I enjoy the park, but not the commute."

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

Tree in a park with a sign on it: I'm Completely Recycled.

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

'I hope she doesn't bring it to the off leash area.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'