Clever Kid Observer Pillows

'How did the shoot the lion without breaking the glass?'

Jr. cloning kit

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"It's a mobile."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

'I told you this would make a lousy birthday present.'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."