Clever Cover Artist Gifts

It's a very popular pub. If you ring home you can say you're at the office.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Frank Zappa

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'Oh, no, those aren't the kid's drawings. Dave is taking adult education art class.'

Bored Baker

"I prefer the Perry Como version."

Author meets covergirl, "surely you remember me- paperback edition of your book"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Shark Bomb

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

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Go ahead Gilles! Taste the lovely forbidden fruit of reform.

Would you have this in yellow?

'That's a turn up for the book.'

Oil Change

'A salesman is selling umbrellas in a rainforest.'

"I like it. Subtle, dignified, yet persuasive."

Bookstore: Today...meet the author and the hunk who posed for the pix on the back cover.

'I thought you went to school.'

"You're quite right...your wine cellar is extensive."

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."