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It's a very popular pub. If you ring home you can say you're at the office.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Bored Baker

"I prefer the Perry Como version."

Author meets covergirl, "surely you remember me- paperback edition of your book"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

Shark Bomb

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

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Go ahead Gilles! Taste the lovely forbidden fruit of reform.

Oil Change

'That's a turn up for the book.'

Would you have this in yellow?

'A salesman is selling umbrellas in a rainforest.'

'I thought you went to school.'

"I like it. Subtle, dignified, yet persuasive."

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."

Bookstore: Today...meet the author and the hunk who posed for the pix on the back cover.

"You're quite right...your wine cellar is extensive."

"Let me introduce myself. I'm David."