Clerical Car Enthusiast Gifts

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

"Why do they do that?"

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Dog Park

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Useless add-ons.

Deflator mouse

Motor Tourism

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.