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'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Any questions?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Airplane Mode.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Hospital Departments

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'It's Blurred.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"All I see is more trees."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Who's the artist?"

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

"I have to get this project finished."

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

"I'm here for an examination, my ditzy missus thinks I may need glasses."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"This one is less distracting."

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"