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As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Any questions?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"The overthinker"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

Brain Bomb Detector

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

"Those are my medals in mental gymnastics."

Hypatia

Pavlov's dog (under a bell).

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'We're all just pawns! Pawns dammit! Pawns in a stupid game!'