Cognitive Clarity Seeker Mugs

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Any questions?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"The overthinker"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

Brain Bomb Detector

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Hypatia

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Those are my medals in mental gymnastics."

Pavlov's dog (under a bell).

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'We're all just pawns! Pawns dammit! Pawns in a stupid game!'