Clarity Seekers Mugs

"I think I understand the mumbo, but can we go over the jumbo one more time?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Fight or Flight

"Any questions?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Muzak's Top 10

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Black Forest Collectibles.

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...