Clear Vision Seeker Mugs

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Any questions?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Airplane Mode.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Hospital Departments

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'It's Blurred.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"All I see is more trees."

"Who's the artist?"

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"I have to get this project finished."

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

"At least my putting has improved."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"I'm here for an examination, my ditzy missus thinks I may need glasses."

"This one is less distracting."

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"