Cleaning Tool Aficionado Gifts

"I won't sweep with you on our first date"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Award Winning Gardener

"He loves his leaf blower."

Dogs shaving

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

The Hammer

CLEAR!

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'But you said to clean my room.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

DIY horror.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Now you know where you left your tools.'