Cleaning Tool Aficionado Mugs

"I won't sweep with you on our first date"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Award Winning Gardener

"He loves his leaf blower."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

The Hammer

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

DIY horror.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Now you know where you left your tools.'