Cleaning Product Mix-up Enthusiast Pillows

"I shaved with detergent, did the dishes with shaving cream and showered with dishwasher soap. It all came out the same."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sweep the board.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

Floor Cleaner

Carpet Cleaner.

"I'd like to make a return."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Spring cleaning.

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.