Cleaning Product Mix-up Enthusiast Prints

"I shaved with detergent, did the dishes with shaving cream and showered with dishwasher soap. It all came out the same."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sweep the board.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"Hello job security."

"I'd like to make a return."

Floor Cleaner

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Carpet Cleaner.

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Spring cleaning.

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Magic Carpet Cleaning